Hi, I'm Elyn..

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

resits:

If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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childlikeseamstress:

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

And so begins the generation

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit