Hi, I'm Elyn..

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you.
things to remember  (via heartofthacards)
crappyserenade:

My graduation cap

crappyserenade:

My graduation cap

mindblowingart:

 A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD

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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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When I’m away, I will remember how you kissed me under the lamppost back on Sixth street. Hearing you whisper through the phone, ”Wait for me to come home.”

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
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