mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
found two kitties cuddling by the sea
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?
Me: Estoy bitchin’
you should be expecting that.
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever